Barack Obama! You expect to see the bass player from The Commodores come out. But as soon as you hear “Barack Obama”, you expect to see a brother with a spear… just standing on top of a dead lion. If his name was Bob Jones or something, it might take you two or three weeks to realise he black. That’s right, Barack, man, he don’t let his blackness sneak up on you. I know it ain’t that black here, but in America, that’s about as black as a name could get. Barack Obama! Yes! Black man! With a black name. So who’s he running up against? Barack Obama. I want to vote for the motherfucker that got away. I don’t want to vote for nobody that got captured. There’s a lot of guys in jail that got captured. This motherfucker been telling the same story for 40 fuckin’ years. They tryin’ to… McCain just got that old story. Then, you know, you got a real choice, man, Barack or McCain. Cos if you was younger, you’d have got out the way. Even if you get hit by a truck, it’s natural causes. When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it’s natural causes. I see her holding a dead moose, I’m like, “What the fuck is Michael Vick in jail for?” She shot a moose! What the fuck? My God! John McCain, how you gonna make decisions about the future when you ain’t gonna be here? He’s old! The motherfucker’s too old. What the fuck is on her mind? Sarah Palin, out there shooting mooses and shit, and holding up the moose and shit. Two! You see he hired his nurse to be his vice president too. How many 72-year-old people did you see today just doing shit? 72… Old people don’t even use old people to do shit. I don’t need a president with a bucket list. 72! He’s so old, he used to own Sidney Poitier. People are like, “Give me a black man, a white woman, “a giraffe, a zebra, anything but another white man! “That last one fucked up my roof.” Now who do we have running for president? Who the hell is running for president? We got two guys, man. George Bush has fucked up so bad… he made it hard for a white man to run for president. It ain’t your election, but you paying attention. A lot’s going on right now, that’s right. 13 miles to the left, n i g g e r s will be there.” Evidently, I musta dropped some chicken or su’um at another spot, and they’re like, “Ah, chicken bone. I didn’t see a… Hey, I ain’t no animal! But they had a tracker tracking my black ass. And I was having a good time and I’m out there with my family and I felt great, till I looked over at another jeep and I saw a bunch of white people taking pictures of me. I’m out there taking pictures of the rhino, I took the pictures of the zebra. He’s like… “15 miles to the right should be zebra.” And you get there and there’s zebra! There’s zebra! Wow! Zebra! And you drivin’ some more and “Stop, stop, stop.” Then he leans down and picks up a little shit pellet and… “Mmm! Ah! Mmm…” “13 miles to the left, rhinoceros.” And you get there and there’s a rhino right there! You’re like, “How the fuck’s he do this shit?” And it was beautiful. The tracker is amazing cos you just driving around and the tracker goes, “Stop, stop, stop, stop.” And you stop the jeep and he leans down and puts his finger in some piss. And you’re driving around, and you got this guy what you call the tracker. I was on safari with my family, out there taking pictures of the animals. Africa, first time playing Africa, South Africa. Man, oh, man, it’s good to be here, man! It is so good to be here. Cos it is violent right about now! And I ain’t talking about the jungle. What’s up? Yeah! Yeah! What’s up, Johannesburg? What’s up, New York? What’s up, London? Ah! Yes, I’m in Jo’burg! I finally made it! Whoo! Now let’s hope I make it the fuck out of here.
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